Breast in Show (NSFW)

NSFW!

I’m warning you now, this is probably going to be one of the most explicit posts I have ever and will ever make.

I was reading an article about “freeing the boob” I think it was, and it inspired me to write this article.  Recently, it seems that showing off celebrity boob, ass, or penis on social media is the new thing, whether it be completely accidental, or to prove a point.  Within the last few days, I have seen three celebrities in particular. That would be Chelsea Handler, Marc Jacobs, and Chrissy Teigen.  I’m gonna say, each of these people did it for a certain reason. First I will show you the picture and then I will give you what I think they wanted to achieve out of posting this, as well as my personal opinion of the photo.  Here we go! First up:

  
Chelsea Handler (October 2014)

What I think they wanted to achieve out of posting this:  She was the first one that I can think of that broke out her tits on social media back in 2014.  Chelsea Handler is an interesting and hilarious comedienne.  After reading this article, I laughed because she posted it next to a photo of Vladimir Putin in the same stance on a horse and everything. What was Chelsea going for here? I think she wanted to get a rise out of Instagram to be honest. I think she trying to show that sexism is still very prominent on social media.

My personal opinion of the photo:  I am secure enough with my homosexuality to say that I think personally, Chelsea has an amazing rack!  But honestly, I think it was a huge publicity stunt. This isn’t the first time Chelsea has gone topless due to “sexism.”  I agree with her that “if a man posts a photo of his nipples, it’s okay, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?”  Kinda…. I mean, whatever floats your boat I guess.  If you wanna get naked on social media to make a point, I guess go for it. 

This brings us to our next victim. Maybe because he’s a man I will get a little more excited about this one. Presenting contestant number two:

  

Mark Jacobs, (July 2015)

What I think they wanted to achieve out of posting this:  Marc Jacobs. Yum.  Once again, I read another article, as seen here.  It was assumed because the photo was up for a short period of time he didn’t mean to post it. Not to mention, the caption on the Instagram snap was “it’s yours to try.” I think it’s safe to say this was supposed to be sent to a lover. Later, he owns up to posting the butt pic. He admitted that his intent with this photo was that he was flirting with someone he had met on Instagram.  Jacobs also did not find it to be that big of a deal.

My personal opinion of the photo:  Can I just admire this hamdsome man for a minute? Holy Jesus. You can see a penis tip! Lol. Marc Jacobs, you can design for me anytime. For a 52 year old man looking like this, I would say it’s an honest mistake. While he’s not a shy guy when it comes to being a nudity snob, I don’t think he intended for it to go public. He admitted that it was supposed to be a direct message, and I respect and believe that opinion. I wonder what kind of underwear Marc Jacobs wears. Or maybe he just doesn’t wear any at all.

Now, onto the most recent. The next photo was on complete purpose on the same social blogging network, Instagram, and is another woman. Ladies and gentlemen, contestant number three in this interesting article:

  
Chrissy Teigen (July, 2015).

What I think they wanted to achieve out of posting this: Chrissy Teigen is married to John Legend, who I think is a good singer.  As read in an article here, Chrissy had these photos taken to be in of W Magazine as one of the 10 sexiest supermodels on social media. She decided to pull a Chelsea Handler and post it to Instagram. Next thing you know, she’s in a war with the company. I saw about 5 different photos that she posted with this photo. First, she posted this one, it got deleted. Then she covered up the boob, it got deleted. Then she made it look like a painting, it got deleted. Then she made it look like a sketch of her, it got deleted. I think she was honestly just trying to show off her body. She says in the article mentioned earlier that she prefers being naked. It’s also an accomplishment to be one of the sexiest women on social media, so maybe she was trying to show her accomplishments with the world?

My personal opinion of the photo: if you ask me, I think Chrissy is one of the most stale people. Have you seen that new show lip sync battle? Yeah, she pretends to be a bartender and a DJ, and a dancer I think? I don’t know. Anyways, the photo is cute, if you’re into that I guess. I think it was clever to keep trying to upload the photo in different filters though. That part made me laugh! If you got it, flaunt it girl!
With all of these boobs and penises on social media, I am getting somewhere here.

I think that a boob is just another body part, as well as the penis. If I could, I would also walk around naked like Chrissy Teigen so that I could be more comfortable! Or maybe I accidentally send a fun photo of myself to a friend instead of a certain guy. Who really cares? It’s just a photo. Hopefully I could trust my friend enough not to send it to someone, though. All three of these people posted these photos for a different reason in my opinion. Chelsea for publicity, Marc on accident, and Chrissy for pride in her own body and personal accomplishments. I don’t really think it’s that big of a deal to see some p or va-gee every once in a while. I think Instagram should allow people to post nude photos of they are not too explicit or vulgar. After all, it’s just another body part, right?

So I’m going to leave you guys with this question:

What do you guys think of these images?  Do you think that Instagram should allow people to post nude photos?

  
This is what I think needs to happen! Free the damn nipple!

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2 thoughts on “Breast in Show (NSFW)

    1. Thanks for the comment and for following! A boob is just a boob to me, but what do you think of vaginas and penises? I think if you take it (like you said) to the pornographic and nudity side of it, it can get ugly and SHOULDNT be safe for work. But if you’re trying to make a point like miss Handler did, more props to ya, mama. 😍

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